[Gogar]

is a nice enough girl, I guess. I went out to dinner with her once, and met her for a beer once, and we came home to my house and watched a movie.

So, twice I guess, and it was fine. But I could tell by the end of the second time I wasn't going to be into it. No problem.

So, that was about a month ago, and I was gone working for 2.5 weeks right after that. She'd send an occasional text to me, and I'd send one back. No problem.

So, since I got back she's been trying to get me to go out to eat or whatever with her, and I politely refused for a while. Then I stopped responding to her texts. Then I stopped responding to her phone calls. So she calls more. And texts more. And more. All times of the day.

So, I didn't handle that right, I suppose, but it was driving me up the wall, so finally yesterday I answered the phone.

"You know", she says, "I don't want a relationship with you or anything. I just have to meet with you in person. I have something very important to tell you."

"You can tell me now", I say.

"No. I have to tell you in person. It's very important to me."

I didn't sleep with her or anything. Only kissed her like twice. I figure she wants to sell me some Usana or tell me about Jesus or something.

I told her:

if she can't tell me on the phone, she's not going to get to tell me at all.

Is that rude?

What is it? Any guesses? Arbonne, Intl? Scientology? She's a virgin? She's a dude? What? Starving children in Peru with no shoes?

I may never find out what it is. I'm sooooooo creeped out.