Don't get me wrong, I don't mind talking to the wife, it's just this is the closest thing to a man cave that I have.... a fortress of solitude when I am feeling blah and need a laugh.... every other place in the house is spoken for, and now they are coming to take my Pelican too....

Maybe, I am destined to be one of those weird old men that hang out at the snack bar in the convenience store and pretend to read the paper....