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7. Everyone will attend the meeting on his bike if it is favorable weather, unless his bike is broken down or not running at the time. If the club calls a ride/meeting, all members will attend. If a member is working, sick, bike not running, he will be excused.

However, if a Devils Breed repeatedly uses work as an excuse for not 'being there,' he will be 'talked to'.

8. Members must have colors with him when attending meetings.

9. Members must be of sound mine (straight) when attending meetings.

10. If a member attends a meeting and is fouled-up, he will be FINED.

11. There will be absolutely no booze or drugs consumed during meetings.

12. During a meeting there will be no talking among members until they get the floor through the president. A sergeant-at-arms, if not present, will be appointed and anyone not abiding by the above will be evicted.

13. Miss three (3) meetings in a row and you're out of the club.

14. Anyone missing meetings even if at work gets fined $50.00 except for guys in hospital or jail or out of town for a period of time, including prospects.

15. Members must attend meetings to leave club and turn in his colors and everything that has the name Devils Breed on it (T-shirts, wrist bands, mugs, etc.).

16. If a member is thrown out of the club or quits without attending meetings, he loses his colors, motorcycle, and anything else that says Devils Breed on it, and probably an ass kicking.

Rules/Regs:

2. No hype. No use of heroin in any form. Anyone using a needle for any reason other than having a doctor use it on you will be considered hype. (Automatic kick-out from club)

3. If any brother gets hooked on any drug that is dangerous to the club he will be helped first. Then he will be dealt by the executive board.

4. No narcotics burn. When making deals, persons get what they are promised or the deal is called off (Automatic kick-out from club).

5. If you're selling dope you don't do it as a club member, you don't wear your colors, you don't wear your club T-shirts (Automatic kick-out from club).

6. There will be no stealing among members. Anyone caught will get an ass kicking and be kicked out of the club (Automatic kick-out from club).

10. No member will disgrace the club by being yellow. (The above rules will be put forward to applicants. If they cannot abide by these rules and are not in favor of them, they will be denied membership to the club.)

1. No explosives of any kind will be thrown into the fire where there is one or more Devils Breed in the area. FINE: Ass whipping and subject to the executive board.

2. Brother shall not fight each other with weapons; when any Devils Breed fights another Devils Breed, it is one on one, prospects same as members. FINE: $100.00 for breaking above rule or possible loss of patch.

9. If you get busted and or go to jail, notify an officer or member so he can arrange for your bail.

14. If a member's bike is not running for a period of thirty days, unless he is in jail or hospital, his colors will be confiscated. A member's bike must be running for at least one week (e.g., not fifteen minutes), to be exempt from the above rule. This period is subject to change at the discretion of the executive board. This is a MOTORCYCLE CLUB!

19. During funeral runs, no one will pack a passenger, patch must be seen.

20. The run for "Beer with Bob" and Jimbo is mandatory, no excuses.

22. There shall be a wrecking crew consisting of the Sergeant at Arms, the Junior Patch, and whomever the Senior Patch may designate. The purpose of the wrecking crew is to check out bars, etc. prior to entry by President, Vice President, or Senior Patch.

1. Don't **** around with brother's OL' lady. (Probably an Ass Kicking and kick-out from club).

4. Members may have more than one (1) OL ' lady.

9. Property patch is worn optional on an OL ' lady. So if you see a chick you better ask before you leap.
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