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A Man of Wealth and Taste
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Out there somewhere beyond the doors of perception
Posts: 51,063
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Go Ahead And Jump
One night after work the Big Buffoon decided to ride with a friend who had a Big 78 Lincoln Continental to deliver some paper work to a warehouse down in Compton, CA. Coming out of the warehouse with a case of styrofoam cups to take back to the other warehouse he opened his trunk and showed the Buffoon the some shotgun shells he had reloaded to go skeet shooting. As he was showing the shells to the Buffoon another employee walked by. At that moment Corporate security jumped out of a van they were using for surveillance and tried to bust the employee who had just walked by for theft. The employee took off running for the fence, got to the fence and jumped over before security could nab him.
As the Buffoon and friend were headed back to the other warehouse they saw the employee who had taken off, running down the side of the freeway. They turned around and told Security they had seen the employee running down the freeway. When the employee was cornered on an overpass by the Compton PD he threatened to jump. To which the Compton PD said, "Go ahead and jump."
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