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Willard was a goofy lookin guy who was kind of slow. His dad even got him a wife in Mexico that was ugly as a mud fence. She didn't even make ole Willard a home made lunch but bought him frozen store bought Burritos for lunch. Yet ole Willard was an over time king putting in as many hours as he could every week, which usually amount to about 60 aweek (about 2000 a week) . Yet that wasn't enough for old Willard as he went down to a Jack in the Box and applied for a job. The manager took one look at the Willlard, the application and thought Willard was lying about the amount of money he was making every week. So he didin't get the job...