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Of course the wildest, howling mad mther fker of them all was the Buffoon hisself.
He once told a long haired drug addled newbie that would fk anything that walked or crawled by the name of Wolf that when the Buffoon "masterbated he fantasied about the wolf." The Wolf didn't know what to make of it and stayed clear of the Buffoon for a week until he caught on to the joke. Which seemed to delight everyone who already knew the Buffoon.

Another time at band camp the Buffoon told me that he was sitting on the john for about 1/2 hour reading a comic book. When he came out a Supervisor said you have been in there for 1/2 an hour. To which the Buffoon replied, 'You have seen me eat, it all has to come out sometime."

In the end the Buffoon decided after seeing all the BS that the best way to get over was to do as little as possible and the best way to hide from a Supervisor was to talk to them..that is until the Supervisors were warned not to engage the Buffoon in conversation.

The Buffoon also told me that this is the sanitized version of his history..there was far more...

Finally the Buffoon started driving his Rolls Royce to work news of which seemed to have made its way on down to corporate headquarters....