[cmccuist]

10 - 6 of which are worthless decoration. I told my wife that my pillow is going to stay on the bed. It will have a white, cotton pillow case on it and that is non-negotiable.

Don't be puttin' no damn quilted pillow sham on there with buttons, and lace and all manner of decoration that will leave marks on my grill!

I fire all those decorative pillows up against the wall at night so I wont trip on them when I get up in the middle of the night.