[sammyg2]

They say a $200 hooker is the cheapest piece you'll ever get.
They may be right.

A guy approaches a hooker and asks how much. She says $200.
He says wow, that's a bit steep. But he eventually agrees and they go up to his hotel room.

She goes into the bathroom to change and when she comes out he's on the bed, roughing up the suspect if you know what I mean.

She says, "I thought we were going to have sex?"
he says "we are, but for $200 you ain't getting the easy one".