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I was river rafting many years ago and almost drowned....

We were supposed to hit a rapid on the side, as it was to dangerous to hit the middle this time of year. Well, we tried to paddle to the right, but a nice wind was blowing us to the left and straight into the rapid. Some of us fell out of the raft - one lady was stuck in an eddy and her only option was some impromptu rock climbing. I fell into the raft - which had taken on a lot of water... Next thing I know, another lady (Not outright fat, but had a larger rear) fell on top of my face, forcing my head under the water that had collected in the raft. She did not realize that she was sitting on my face and did not get off promptly. I thought I was going to drown IN the raft because some lady's ass was on my face.