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Senior year of college. Four guys in the apartment. We all had girlfriends, but they all weren't around one weekend for some reason or another.

We decided to hit one of the local college bars. (Rocky's to be exact, which is no longer there, now replaced by the Children's Discovery Museum.) After a few beers, we had a great idea: a contest. Whoever could get the largest girl to dance with them would win. My friend Nick won. All 120 lbs. of his scrawny little ass was bumping and grinding with a 300 lb. girl. We had fun. They had fun. Another fun moment was when Mike went up to a table of a bunch of hotties and their large friend, ignored the hotties, and proceeded to take the big girl out to the dance floor.