[stomachmonkey]

Had a couple over the years.

One was a 68 Coronet with a Hemi that a friend and I restored as a wedding gift for my brother.

Had the car stored at my place. Was cutting the grass one day and ran out of gas for the mower so I figure let me stretch the Coronets legs a bit.

Pull out of gas station with a 5 gallon gas container on the drivers side floor between my legs, mash the loud pedal and woohooo man that thing flew. I come flying up to some traffic on a one lane and realize the throttle linkage is stuck, AUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH. Slammed the tranny into park and locked up the rear to get the beast to stop.

Had to change my shorts when I got home.