[Superman]

Guys take cheap shots all the time. I guess it makes them feel......virile. For a moment, they feel as if their penis is acceptably-sized.

I'll be at a stop light next to another vehicle. He knows there is going to be a race when the light turns green, but doesn't alert me. Light turns green and he mashes the accelerator pedal. He's twenty or thirty feet head by the time I figure out what's happening, so he "wins." If we both end up on the front row at the next light, his penis returns to its original size.

BTW, while Cadillacs with big motors feel pretty spunky, a car that weighs let's say 1000 or 1500 lbs less than the Caddy would only need half, or maybe 2/3rds of that power to produce the same acceleration. A Lotus Elise, with its four-banger, would probably clobber a 305-hp Caddy. A light-weight RS clone-type 911 with a Variocam 3.6 certainly would. But again, if the Caddy driver takes a cheap-shot, he makes it a one-car race and he gets to declare himself the winner.