i know some that need "hometurf" to "go".
i work a quarter mile underground. i ate leftover pancakesfor breakfast, and had a cup of coffee (black) after laying off the stuff for a few days...oh-o. no way i make it to my truck, down the hill. the closest facility was a blue outhouse that looked like it was taken straight from a mexican bran muffin factory tour for americans. my GOD! i contemplated taking the portable eye wash station in for an improv butt wash...
this was worst than any third world toilet, that i have encountered.
sorry for the lowbrow topic, i am bored. hahhahahah