[speeder]

Home is best but any clean restroom w/ privacy is fine. Lately I've been in a routine where I go to the same place for an iced americano and an oatmeal scone every morning, (for years now, actually), I usually take the world's most perfect dump in their restroom about 15 minutes later. Since we're being so scatological here, there is nothing better for your health than being on a regular schedule and taking great schits. The kind that barely stink the room and take a grand total of 4 minutes from entry to exit of restroom. The kind where your ass hole just slams shut.

I've got it down to where the person after me in line for the room might think I just whizzed and washed my hands. It's that perfect lately.

Yeah to good health!!