[Bill Douglas]

I once took a dark grey/gunmetal blue padded fabric jacket to a drycleaner (NZ Drycleaners here in New Zealand) and when I came to collect it they presented me with a baby blue jacket. I said it wasn't mine and described mine. When I found out it was mine I went whacky, then when the Dutch drycleaning owner wanted the money for the drycleaning service... Well, let's not go any further in this description of events.