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Two Zingers for you !
1st. I work in the bicycle industry. I'm a Sarelsrep for a few companies. I was helping a 35-40 year old lady with her choice on her new bike ( not my job, the store was busy so I went to help her) As I was leaving she came out to the parking lot to thank me. As I was getting to my che'vette she drops "Is THAT your car? You're too nice of a man to drive that!"
2nd. I was out seeing a customer a few months after breaking my back as well as my right ankle in two spots. It was kinda hard getting in and out of my car, so I had to park a bit to the side of the space to get in and out of the car. So, I'm sitting down in the store, I have a cast on my right leg up to my knee and a chest brace from my hips to my sternum.
The shop owners wife who had never seen me walks in and says " Some short pricked corvette driver parked like an @##hole near the back door!" "That was me"I said, "would you like me to move it?" as I stood up to fetch my crutches!
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" Formerly we suffered from crime. Today we suffer from laws" (55-120) Tacitus
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