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Wife#1 - Cheat on me a lot (found out after splitting). Then she stole the money from my expense accounts which was used to re-imburse the company credit cards. She took said money to pay for a new apartment and furniture for her and the new guy with whom she ran off...
Wife #2 - I came home from a ski day to find all of my clothes in the front yard. I went snowboarding with my next door neighbor, and we decided to stop for dinner. He called his wife to let her know we would be late. He told me that he had his wife call mine, so that I didn't waste a long distance call (this was before cell phones were small and cheap). I arrived home to a drunk wife and a lot of clothing in the front yard. She, along with my step-daughter, decided to make a nice dinner and have it waiting for me as a surprise when I got home. The sad part was her doing all this in front of her daughter for a simple issue.
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James
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the engineer adjusts the sails.- William Arthur Ward (1921-1994)
Red-beard for President, 2020
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