[sammyg2]

The refinery I work for used to be owned by Shell.
Shell is the king of the TLA (three letter acronym).
A maintenance supervisor is called an MTL (maintenance team leader).
An operations supervisor is called an STL (shift team leader).
A mechanical supervisor is called a CF (craft specialist)
They even have an acronym glossary on the intranet homepage so you can look up the moronic abbreviations for titles and names that have nothing to do with the real job or description.

All because a bunch of idiot college graduates had to try and pretend they were super-geniuses.
I friggin hate the people who think that kind of crap is intelligent. Bunch of stupidass worthless posers.