I like beer.
I don't drink beer because it impresses people (shallow, weak-minded posers).
I don't drink beer because of it's caloric content.
I drink the beer that I like and that I think tastes good.
If it makes me fat I'll do a few more rounds in the boxing ring tomorrow to work it off.
Life is too short to worry about crap.
Wow, that was deep and I'm only on my 4th Coors light
