[sammyg2]

I got a $400 wallet for Christmas last year from the wife.
it was OK, but I could tell she was disappointed by my reaction.
When I found out how much it cost I asked her if she was out of her mind.

She said it was made out of an elephants foreskin. I said so?
She said if you rub the wallet it turns into a full set of luggage.

ba da bump rimshot. But serial folks .....