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do what the old KA-BOYZ(cowboys) used to do...........................
when sleeping on the ground in yer bedroll, you take yer lariat(rope) and wrap it around yer sleepin area. wattelsnakes will not cross over the rope becuz their AFEARED of it!
come on you city slickers i thought everyjuan knew dat juan! DUH!
i personally walk around with about a 1000 beers swilling in my belly, with my osha approved anti-wattelsnake flippy flops, wearing sunglasses, on a nice humid 114-116 degree day..............................
and spread RAT POISON FROM HELL in every stinking RAT HOLE I FIND!
A) wattelsnakes will not be out during heat of day now. nights only.
B) no RATS/MEEZEEZ= No WATTELSNAKES dont quote me and please read small print no guarrantees
C) leave NOTHING around they can get under to hide. ie. all wood piles stacked off of ground on 8x8x16's. this doesnt preclude mr/mrs wattelsnake from climbing up into woodpile to sleep the day away but it helps a hell of alot.
D) always FEAR YOUR POOL! never just open skimmer basket and reach in to grab basket to empty leaves etc. had that juan happen to me once and ONLY ONCE!
E) remove all rocks/low hanging drooping bushes trees from around living area. good idea since ya need a 30 foot wide defensive fire break around structure.
F) as mentioned station shovels/hoes at strategic places around property for insta grab "FIGHT TO THE DEATH" are you a man or a MOUSE?
G) dont walk outside house at night sober or drunk without FLASHLIGHT! ask me how i know drunk and sober!
H) clear areas so you can SEE their outline be it dark or night. they are cameleon like and they will camo themselves to the surrounding vegetation and dirt. ie. around dirt they will be tan-ish. around trees that drop leaves they will be green-ish. this applies to most CROTALUS here in AZ. aside from yellow red black jump back CORAL SNAKES. or is it red yellow black jump back.......ah hell i ferget! we'll let the LONG HANDLED SHOVEL or RWS pistole decide!
I) for injected..................the equation is this for how many times one is injected (bitten) by a wattelsnake. NUMBER OF TATTOOS X NUMBER OF BUDWEISERS X HOW SHORT/LONG YOUR LEGS/ ARMS ARE X LENGTH OF WATTELSNAKE X HOW MUCH YOU HAVE FEEKED WITH HIM AND PISSED HIM OFF = HOW MANY TIMES YOU WILL BE BITTEN! please give these figures to helo crew as you are evacuated and to triage team if yer still conscious!!!!
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