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one time i went to get gas. self service. i pulled forward to the front pump. some idiot in a smokey, huge sedan pulled in behind me...he puts in $3 bucks and comes up to me. he asks me to hurry up so he can leave. i said, "excuse me?" he said, "you heard me! move your crappy jeep so i can leave, my reverse doesn't work!" he had a young kid in the car, and i asked if he was being a good example for the kid.

he unleashed this unholy venom on me...it ended with, "......i dont have to say please, you mother effer!" i calmly replied, "you're right, you dont have to say please. but you will have to wait". i checked my fluids, put the gas pump on the first notch, aired up my tires...he was fuming and i thought he was going to kill me...he was a huge, elderly african american man, in very good shape for his age. very intimidating, but i took a chance that he wouldnt pulverize me in public. when i did pull off, he pulled next to me calling me a dirty effen gook. i felt satisfied ruining his mood.