[Tobra]

So there is this POS car at the front of the turn lane, I am car #3, #2 is a pickup, light turns green, nobody goes. Turns out the emergency flashers are dimly blinking on the apparently abandoned car. We get around it, eventually, and I go to the bank on the corner.

Go over to the car, which is locked, with another row of people stuck behind it because the flashers are tough to see. Passenger side window is down, so I open the car and put the hood up, so there is a bit less of a hazard, as it is now apparent the car is disabled. Walking back to my car, a large woman is yapping at me to not touch her car, she tried to call me back as I was walking over to her car, but I did not hear her. All the while, she is on her cell phone.

She is going off on me for touching her car, I point out that it is illegal to just abandon a car in traffic like that, she says it quit, and I put the flashers on. I reply that is not easily seen, if the hood is up, people will not get stuck behind it, creating a greater hazard. She, still irate I got grease from her car on my hand, starts yapping about calling the cops because I messed with her car, which I encourage, because I know they are not going to have much use for somebody who is a waste of skin. She then starts telling me to F off, get the F out of here, F'ing four eyes, shut up, ad infinitum.

I point out that since I put her hood up, nobody has gotten behind her car again, she keeps ranting, I am a bit surprised. "Somebody stops and helps you, and you act like this. You actively want to remain an ignorant F, no wonder you are a fat piece of crap"

Then I went home and called the cops on her dumb ass. Wonder how much the tow and ticket will be, hopefully a lot.