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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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'87 Carrera Cab
----- “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” A. Einstein -----
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