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Originally Posted by johnco
you'll probably never get to buy that $5.95 bargin you can't live without. the second you walk into Walmart... crowds will line up to gawk and ask for your autograph while dumbfounded by your supreme awesomeness, superior intellect and god-like stature. or maybe you'll just look like an average Walmart shopper and no one will notice you. if you can get in and out fast enough.. no one will take your photo and submit it to the People of Walmart site
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LOL!
First, there are no $5.95 bargains... only prices ending in .97 are allowed there.
Secondly, in the past year I've been in a Walmart maybe three times. At least two too many.
But when I do have to strike out on that adventure I'm usually in disguise,

so I doubt anyone will recognize my "supreme awesomeness, superior intellect and god-like stature." But thank You for noticing!