[Porsche-O-Phile]

More likely just a drunk azzhole. We have them by the hundreds around here every weekend.

EDIT, I should post the pictures of the accident out front from two weeks ago. I wasn't involved (thankfully) but someone - again probably drunk - was heading down the main street here and sideswiped SIX cars. Clipped a white BMW, taking its driver's side mirror off and crunching the door & front fender, then completely drilled a small pickup truck (hard enough to launch it into the back of an Audi parked in front of it and up over the curb, half onto the grassy median between the curb and sidewalk). The Audi's back end was completely destroyed. The two cars in front of the Audi were gone by the time I got to check it out but the Audi clearly had front-end damage too from being pushed into someone, and a Suburban had its mirror and front fender smashed too. Somehow the perp got away and nobody saw/reported anything. My wife saw it coming home from work in the AM - I guess a small crowd had gathered (parked vehicle owners). This isn't common here, but it's not uncommon (I've seen similar stuff several times since I started living here). Blatant hit-and-run.

People suck. I can't wait to get out of this area where there's such a dense concentration of them. I'm moving to an area that can only be described as "rural" in a few weeks. Can't wait. I'll never live in a city again. Ever. For any amount of salary.