[vash]

not what you think, pervs.

i sleep days. tonight is my last graveyard shift....hell yes!

well anyways, back to the crazy cat. i was in deep deep sleep. REM, dreaming about Padma..nevermind. well, i have to sleep with earplugs because the neighbors have one volume...scream. my earplugs are the kind with a tether between the two plugs. i cut the tether, jammed them in and passed out. well, the cat, wanted the earplugs, from my ear, and attacked my ear. first it was trying to lick/bite them out...then the claws. i woke up and screamed...i thought it was a wild animal...i admit, i may have piddled alittle bit. i almost punted the cat into the wall. i yanked the earplug, tossed it to the cat, and she batted it away happily. how long do cats live?