[Bill Douglas]

In New Zealand the one person consent law applies here.

I've done it three times now. The first time was with my lesbian nieghbour, Dyky Poo. Dyky Poo cut down my trees to get better sunlight on her section. After she had called me the C word a number of times and told me why she chainsawed down my trees, I said thanks, and pulled the recording device out of my top pocket. She went beserk. Such a beautiful sight.

The second time was an accountant looking after a family trust whom I suspect had other intentions for the money. It sorted him out.

The third time was when I suspected I was going to get fired. It turned out I wsas right, but by having the recording device and knowing my employment law rights, I became $17,000 better off. Plus the look on the guys face when he found he was being recorded was priceless.