[WOODPIE]

With full credit to Dennis Miller, I wish for my remains to be disposed of in the same manner as how Miller described as Chief Iron Eyes Cody's final request. All Americans of sufficient age recall the chief's touching Public Service Commercial, with the single tear running down his face while viewing a polluted and garbage-strewn stream. Always a fan of irony, the chief requested his cremated remains to be poured into an empty Cheetos bag and tossed out the window of a '63 Ford Falcon in need of a ring job.

Ed