[svandamme]

My policy is that any physical test they want to put me through, scores seriously high.
I'm talking consistency. I'm talking every drug test. Even those they didn't think were possible to combine for a human, with a still beating heart.

You want to score so well, that the results cause a meltdown in the analyst's brain, make him feel uneasy, insecure... If you test positive on everything, and then ask em with a straight face:

"so, how did i score? Did i fail any tests? Am i in the top 1 percent?"

It will be the equivalent to what "devide by zero" does for a computer.
They will crumble, and admit to your superiority..
You'll be hired, and instantly rolled into the "upper management Fast Track" program.


Anything worth doing, is worth doing right.