A terribly old hotmail account. It seems to be a magnet for this stuff. Most of it is automatically put into the junk folder, like this one. Ocassionally, something gets through the scanner that is "unique".
Many years ago, to defeat the early spam scanners, people would put white on white text into e-mail messages. If you had your e-mail set to "text only", it would come through in the clear. Some people used excerpts from books. Others made up some interesting stuff.
Here I present:
"Goons"
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It's not always easy to come by a good job. You can't really advertise "Hired Goons needed for evil plot to take over the world" in the local paper. Most of our work comes by word of mouth, we're kind of like a guild, unofficially of course. We tried to unionize back in the 60's, but we learned rapidly that evil geniuses are usually unstable and not afraid to throw entire workforces into the piranha tank, even if it means the death ray isn't ready on time. One guy was so stubborn at the bargaining table we just came to call him "Dr. No" and we didn't really stand by him when you-know-who came calling.
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