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Originally Posted by Oh Haha
There was a guy in my hometown, total douche, who got a "David Putty" jacket when it became popular on "Seinfeld". He had a newer M3 and thought he was the King of all Kings.  He didn't know that everyone was laughing at him.
he drove the car like an a$$ so that probably didn't help things. 
Your jacket is NOT like the "Putty" jacket. |
hahahaha. we had a clown who werked here for a while. a very short while. did i say very very very short while. he used to wear one of those damn things every day to work when he rode.
fancied himself the UBER MOTORCYCLIST of the planet. be it dirt/flattrack/roadrace/baja/enduro/trials/ice racing he said he had done it all and he was bad ass.
upon hiring we warned him of the RULES! rule number #1 is go very slow here because of aircraft and the ensuent dangers(sue being operative word). one day we had a motorcycle test.
this motorcycle was an ATK 605 ROTAX. his stature wasnt all that big and he thought he was gonna kick it over. well he gave it 2 kicks and it damn near threw him. anyway i walked up and he had figured out the drill for the "magic button" electric start. got bike going. i told him to warm up, then shut down to check oil. warms up, shuts down,checks oil. i tell him to fire it and then once again REPEAT RULE #1 to drive slow because of aircraft.
not less than 45 seconds later when he is out of sight of me i hear RPMS go thru roof and then NOTHING!.......................................... ......................................
i knew exactly what happened and walked away. my son witnessed this and knew i was PISSED BIG TIME!
i regained my composure, walked back to first hanger and lo and behold its the follically challenged pinhead with a broken motorcycle and cuts and bruises up and down legs and arms. LMFAO! had to really contain myself from busting out laughing.
anyway i made him work entire day in that condition licking his wounds. i know exactly what he did in the straight away area on the pavement. he pinned the throttle with knobbies and they broke loose due to INSANE 4-stroke ROTAX torque and it spit him off!
and thats how i will always remember a jacket like that. thanks for reminding me of that day and that dumber than hell know it all full of himself MORON, who thankfully isnt landing us in court for hitting a plane with a dirt bike!