[Joe Bob]

it was 30 years ago.....went in my ass, nicked my pelvis, took a turn bounced off a kidney and ended up in the liver...or something like that. I wasn't paying attention.

A meth head got pissed when we responded to a call on his momz. Whipped out his stolen Smith and Wesson .357....I dove for the weeds and took one for the team....

Thank you, Jesus. It was loaded with cheapass wadcutters for target shooting or I'd be in a wheel chair.....

The local donut eaters beat the Fuch outta him......