lick the alphabet..........
honestly, george carlin called this female "double talk". paul, the way i see it is that you listened to your wife, and did what she asked...good on you.
turn it around and get mad at your wife...hahah. you should have freaked out about the watch..got mildly angry on the spot about not "following gift rules". preemptive strike...
i am just kidding. good luck. i am still feeling the wrath of a gift i gave 6 years ago...she said she wanted it. till she got it. female double talk.