[sammyg2]

Okay, one more office restroom story:
many years ago I was a young supervisor at a refinery and one of my responsibilities was facilities maintenance (buildings, grounds, streets, utilities etc).

I got a call that a toilet in the admin building was clogged. I didn't take care of that sort of thing personally so I called the plumber. He showed up and went to work on it.
Later he told me he had to remove the entire toilet and then re-install it. Seems someone had an "accident" and tried to flush a pair of men's boxer shorts.

This was in the section of the admin building where the executive offices were located, it would be considered rare if anyone else used that restroom except for the top brass.

I was tempted to tell that story and let it get around the plant but figured that would be a CLM (career-limiting move).