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Mother Superior put her young nuns to work painting her office, sternly warning them that they'd better NOT get any paint on their habits, then left on a trip.

One nun convinces the others they should lock the door, put their habits in the closet and paint in the nude, which they proceed to do.

Shortly, there's a knock on the door and the nuns freeze in fright. "Who is it?" one timidly asks. A male voice replies "It's the blind man". The nuns breathe a sigh of relief, look at one another and decide it's OK to let him in, so they unlock the door.

In walks the man and says "Whoa, nice tits girls! Where ya want me ta hang these blinds?"