[Dottore]

What a bunch of sanctimonious arsewipes!

So Dave got a bit of nookie in the office.

Who the hell hasn't?

And if you answer "I haven't", all I can say is "too bad" for you.

That's what offices are for, after all.

And WTF is it with you, Joe, telling endless tales about banging your flight crew on the internet, and then getting your tighty-whites in a twist about Dave steppin' out just a little bit?

Can you spell h-y-p-o-c-r-i-s-y?