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A guy goes to the mall...

On occasion everyone needs new jeans. All summer I wear shorts but the weather has turned cool.

I made a trip to the local mall today to buy jeans. I turned off the ignition of my car and walked from the far end of the parking lot where no one else was parked. I head into the mall and head to the Levi section of Dillard's. That is 22 steps from inside the door. I grab three pair of the same size and style of jeans. I try on one pair, they fit, get dressed buy all three pairs. I am in my car and driving away just 10 minutes and 30 seconds after arrival. That is how a real man shops at the mall. I will not go back to the mall until next year.
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1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
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