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About 15 years ago, as a joke , an employee of mine ordered some information to be delivered to the shop under the name Kip Winger. ever since then, I get junk mail in this name, and telemarketer calls all of the time looking for Mr. Kip Winger, this has been a blessing in disguise, as I can instantly spot a telemarketers call.
So today, I am busy, the phone rings, and my caller ID tells me the number is unavailable. I pick up, and the guy asks for Mr Kip Winger. I answer in my canned resopnse to these calls, "yeah, what can I do for you pal" in a cocky tone. Right away the guy starts flipping out, MF'ing me, he called me a dirty Mother F$%&&ing grease monkey, and starts telling me how much money he makes,and that he does not have to take sheet from a dirty grease bag like myself. I tell him that I believe him that he is making the bucks, and that I can remember what a high earner I was when I telemarketed at the age of 16. This only angers him more, He comes completely unglued, and violent at this point and he tells me that he was going to find and kill me . .
I am now starting to enjoy this call, and I stopped working to continue to humor him.
He again starts telling me how much money he makes, and he tells me how nice his house is . I told him that " I am sure you have the nicest trailer in the park".
Now he is screaming bloody murder at me. He tells me he has my address, and I am a dead man.
If he works in an office, he is surely fired, as he was yelling at the top of his lungs.
What a tool! After all these years of phone solicitors harrassing me, I finally got to annoy one of them a little.