[unclebilly]

I had a guy cal me a few months ago tryingto sell credit insurance...

They always start off by saying that the call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. I asked him if they would be sending me a copy of the call. Then I asked him if he could guarantee that no excerpts from the phone call would ever get dubbed into a Dance Remix. At this point, he asked if I was making fun of him. I explained that if they had a call with Michael Jackson, that they could make millions by making a dance remix.

He then launched into a 30 minute rant about how the banking industry has ethics against doing anything like that...

I also like to ask the guys who are obviously calling from a call center in India, what the weather is like in Toronto or whatever town they are calling from - then I jump on the weather channel's website so see if they are lying. I point out that since they are not being honest with me, why should I do business with them.