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Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Cornwall-on-Hudson, New York, USA
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Hey, every day I drive past a farm where the farmer has an old Ferrari parked outside the barn. I keep trying to buy it, but he wants like $2,000, and I'm not that stupid.
It's painted white, oddly enough, and the farmer told me that some bum showed up one afternoon and wanted some food, he told the guy he'd give him dinner if he painted the porch out back. Gave him a bucket of white paint, and the guy came back an hour later and said the job was done.
Oh, and the bum said, "By the way, that's not a Porsh, it's a Ferrari."
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Stephan Wilkinson
'83 911SC Gold-Plated Porsche
'04 replacement Boxster
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