[Bill Douglas]

Please don't talk about that stuff.

I'm trying to wean myself off candy. I'd spent years without eating it and a year or so I got back on it. Some evenings I'm squirming on the sofa watching TV trying to not eat the stuff. Very addictive. I'm sure pleased my addiction is not alcohol as it's torture not to feed an addiction.

I used to have big fat guts then when I stopped eating candy in two weeks my stomach shrunk to, well, like other peoples.