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Originally Posted by Danny_Ocean
My friend and I invented a heart/pulse monitor that attaches to a USB port...(actually, we just adapted one of those Seiko runner's watches). The purpose of the device was to re-boot the computer you were attached to in case of heart-failure while surfing porn. That way, you/family wouldn't be embarrassed, post-mortem, of having died while whacking it to Internet porn.
It didn't sell very well, so I guess we can re-purpose it to submit a final post instead if you pass while on the forum...
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So the pants around your ankles while staring lifelessly at your computer will be much much better...not to mention the "kung fu grip"...