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Funny story time again guys-
I'm walking on the sidewalk behind this woman this morning, she's a little older than I am, I'm think about 30 or so, and is a management professor here. She's a hottie. I was in a class with her reccently. I decide to strike up a conversation. Mind you it's raining, and neither of us have an umbrella. Because I'm such a f***-up, this obviously can't go well.
Me: uh.. hey... miss... (she turns around) Ah! I thought I recognized you from behind (DOH)... I mean.... uh, you look shorter when we're standing up (aaaaaaAAAaAHHG!) I mean... uh... Hi.
Her: (weirdest look on her face) uh, hi.
Me: So... you're pretty wet?
Her: ..
Me: FROM THE RAIN I MEAN... ugh... I gotta go.
and we split our ways. god. damnit.
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