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Originally Posted by Schumi
Funny story time again guys-
I'm walking on the sidewalk behind this woman this morning, she's a little older than I am, I'm think about 30 or so, and is a management professor here. She's a hottie. I was in a class with her reccently. I decide to strike up a conversation. Mind you it's raining, and neither of us have an umbrella. Because I'm such a f***-up, this obviously can't go well.
Me: uh.. hey... miss... (she turns around) Ah! I thought I recognized you from behind (DOH)... I mean.... uh, you look shorter when we're standing up (aaaaaaAAAaAHHG!) I mean... uh... Hi.
Her: (weirdest look on her face) uh, hi.
Me: So... you're pretty wet?
Her: ..
Me: FROM THE RAIN I MEAN... ugh... I gotta go.
and we split our ways. god. damnit.
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Pretty funny.
Just like James Bond in the movies, smooth with the ladies.
Just remember, James Bond is just fiction. At least you did not fall down in front of her.