[Superman]

Right, and just as the telecommunications industry was initially uninterested in local access calls, UPS, FedEx and the like will not relish the volume and detail associated with envelopes and letters, each of which need to be delivered to mail boxes located on peoples' houses. That part of the market is a loser, which is why they've left it up to the USPS. If the USPS is taken out of the picture, the first thing you will hear UPS declare is that while they will be happy to rent you a box at their facility, delivery of letters to anything other than one of their boxes is a service they will not provide. I guess old people will need to learn how to drive again.

I've never before suspected you of being a bong-user Moses, but I can't say I know anyone else who is happy with their cell phone service provider.