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Yuck.... Here's a joke to read to pass the time
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with
you and I
value you as a good wife.. Therefore, after reading this letter,
I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn
Hotel.
Please don't be upset- ---I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter
On the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
About my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to
remind you that
you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
local
college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will
be at the
Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
Assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary,
is 18
Years old..
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math,
You will understand that we are in the same situation,
although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times
than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime
tomorrow.
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