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Oh it will be a sad Christmas for all. This is like the Grinch stealing Christmas ALL over again, damnit!! Won't somebody please think of little Cindy-Loo Toker!!
"And NOW!" grinned the Grinch, "I will light up the tree!" And the Grinch grabbed the tree, and he started to smoke When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove. He turned around fast, and he saw a small toker! Little Cindy-Lou Toker, who was not more than two. The Grinch had been caught by this little Toker daughter Who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water. She stared at the Grinch and said, "Santy Claus, why, "Why are you taking our Christmas high? WHY?" But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick! "Why, my sweet little toke," the fake Santy Claus lied, "There's a stem on this tree that won't light on one side. "So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear. "I'll roll it up there. Then we'll smoke it back here."
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