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Originally Posted by legion
I like answering with:
"Big Gay Al's Dude Ranch." (This one is especially fun, you lead off with a strong "sales pitch" and you make it so they have to explain to you that they are not calling you for a gay tryst. It's really fun when they threaten to get their manager on the line, because then you have to explain that "group rates" are an entirely different thing...)
"Suicide hotline. I'm just here to talk. Tell me about your life." (If you play this one right, you get to ask them if their job as a telemarketer is what is making them suicidal.)
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I don't care who you are that is just durn funny!!!!
