Now Fox News is reporting his wife smashed out the rear window of his SUV with a golf club in order to rescue him.
I'm predicting she caught him with his hand (or his schwang) in the cookie jar, chased him down the driveway with a 9-iron and he smashed into the tree/hydrant in an attempt to avoid having his hair permanently parted by his now worn-out and Euro-jealous house frau.